The first time i saw her....

Another rough week at work... looks like i have to look around for interesting things to happen. I started reading this novel one for my baby by tony parson. funny way of looking at life the book is. Interesting read. but while i was reading it, i came across this statement .. "the first time i saw her..." you know i have read so many books and each author invariably does this. whenever the main character in one of these novels sees his lady love for the first time, it always begins with "the first time i saw her".. i wonder why these authors have to follow this same standard way of introducing the girl.. in real life does it work like that? i mean i have had so many incidents of the first time i saw her.. She usually is in a jeans, or swim suit or a cool evening wear or a party dress depending on where i see them and each one of them looks awesome. So i stand or sit where i am and stare at this beauty and admire her curves and u know the usual.. well i dont begin running around trees and singing some bollywood number.. but then you know what i mean.. And then she would by some huge coincidence she would turn around look at me and wonder who this psycopath is or maybe give me a smile if i am really lucky.. But the next line in my biography would not be she walked towards him and asked him for a dance.. They usually turn around while I still stand there pondering how to approach this new lady of my dreams deciding on an action plan, and start talking to another guy or move away with that look i know your kinds you dirty asshole.. Well see this is reality.. wonder why no author write about these realities.. Guess i should!!!